PSA: When arriving to someone’s hotel room, don’t loudly exclaim “Hi! Nice to meet you! Wow, you look great!” As soon as they open the door while you’re still in the hall. Please just greet each other inside.
Just once in my life I want a true crime podcast to tell me the victim was a cranky fart rather than they lit up every room they entered. I refuse to believe every victim ever was a walking ray of sunshine. If I’m ever that victim, please describe me accurately as a salty B.
